Posted 1 day ago

abomasnow:

ignoranthipster:

abomasnow:

what if a follower transferred to your school just to try and get close to you

i would actually do this *creeper alert*

you realize that isn’t quirky or cute this is the kind of stuff horror movies are made of

Posted 1 day ago

hate:

why do i even come to school anymore, all i do is sleep and pretend to participate

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

adorabaio:

this is a squirrel feeder and it’s possibly the best thing i’ve ever seen

Posted 1 day ago
supersaiyanswagg:

guy:

wtf is he supposed to be beating his meat

Yes. Yes he is.

supersaiyanswagg:

guy:

wtf is he supposed to be beating his meat

Yes. Yes he is.

(Source: globegander)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

xokrista:

electriclady-land:

LA billboards giving out life lessons.

I saw this the other day and wish I snagged a picture of it. I’m so glad to see it on my dash. It’s perfect.

Posted 1 day ago

toots-toots:

Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time

Posted 1 day ago

dulect:

no need to thank me

your credit card will do

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

jennstarkid:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

image

what the frick

IT SHOCKS NO ONE THAT AN ISLAND COSTS LESS THAN A COLLEGE EDUCATION IN AMERICA

Posted 1 day ago

babyferaligator:

U r beautiful and ur gonna do great today

(Source: omargawsh)

Posted 2 days ago

schloong:

prauprganda:

schloong:

guys stop.

i started the selfie olympics in 2008.

photoshop

you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

image