Posted 4 weeks ago
daddynoooo:

myshipshavecannons:

potato-baked:

Girl code

and tilt your head to the side  

Smirk a little

daddynoooo:

myshipshavecannons:

potato-baked:

Girl code

and tilt your head to the side  

Smirk a little

(Source: cracksters)

Posted 4 weeks ago

olivide:

If you say “nevermind” to me I will actually worry about it for the rest of my life

Posted 4 weeks ago

the-canoodler:

ultrazombie2020:

morgrana:

moomanoom:

morgrana:

nicknames i want to be used more

  • poppet
  • buttercup
  • sweets
  • champ
  • dearie
  • ducky
  • love
  • petal 
  • hunnibun
  • cherub
  • satanic offering
  • custard cream
  • lovebug
  • jelly baby

one of those is different

Yeah, custard cream is a bit weird

I really want someone to call me their sweet little satanic offering.

Posted 4 weeks ago
  1. Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
  2. Me: don't
  3. Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
  4. Me:
  5. Uterus: hardly any breaks??
  6. Me:
  7. Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
  8. Uterus: if something were to
  9. Me:
  10. Uterus: happen
Posted 4 weeks ago

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

Posted 4 weeks ago

flo-we-rs:

look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage

(Source: fortheloveofdegenerossi)

Posted 4 weeks ago

formulhated:

bobbyhoying:

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

god i thought i could do it but i cant i cant watch this all the way through 

I CANT WATCH IT BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF MY EX. ONE OF THE REASONS THAT I BROKE UP WITH HIM WAS BECAUSE HE WAS AWKWARDLY ROMANTIC OMFG

His eyebrows and laughs made me laugh so hard i almost peed my pants.

Posted 4 weeks ago

organic-vibesx:

WOW DO YOU EVER REALIZE HOW BAD OF A FRIEND SOMEONE IS LIKE WOAH YOU’RE A HORRIBLE FUCKING PERSON 

Posted 4 weeks ago

moviemeatloaf:

dear-travis:

kenyatta:

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

Grover bits were always the best.

(Source: gameraboy)

Posted 4 weeks ago

satan-is-not-natural:

mrrgh:

kawaii-i:

by Morticia’s Shop

if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.

image

Posted 4 weeks ago

Ushiku Daibutsu is a statue located in Ushiku, Ibaraki Prefecture, Japan. Completed in 1993, it stands a total of 120 metres (390 ft) tall, including the 10 m (33 ft) base and 10m lotus platform.

(Source: hormonallyours)

Posted 1 month ago

enzuigiri:

The rarest of the rare: a men’s magazine advocating hairy armpits on women.

(Source: monodoh)

Posted 1 month ago
My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.
Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via locsofpoetry)
Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

assortedtrolls:

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

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